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Howard Demotivational Poster

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HEY - Why no Sirius?

TAGS: even the joker can dig howard stern
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 4:20 am
"Drunken Tiger passes out and growls deeply" That's the secret move of Shaolin insomniacs. Speaking of which, I'm going to try to turn in. G'night.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 4:14 am
"Drunken monkey kisses floor fighting style!" (falls over face first onto floor)
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 4:10 am
Yes, we'd be lightning fast...the fight would be over before it even began. Sadly, it would end in a loss, but a cat-like quick loss.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 4:04 am
We would probably hit the ground before hitting anyone else.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:58 am
style pwns. He bobs and weaves like he's unsteady, but he's really ready to move on the drop of hat...or a fist. lol I wonder how drunk I'd have to be to try that shit.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:56 am
Badass! Old school, with some awkward sound affects, but still ten times better thean anything I saw in Tuxedo. lol and he was drinking from that bottle the whole time. "100% proof, just like I like it!" Really, I loved the fluidity of his motion. drunken
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:40 am
Yea, look up the Drunken Master end fight scene, usually places in the top ten greatest always.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:39 am
Wow, just watched the clip. That shit is cool! I love it when they throw some realistic moves in there, like the arm-bar and the guillotine. Nice. If I have one weakness, it's a good fight scene.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:36 am
You could try, but succeeding and trying are two different things entirely.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:35 am
can do half that shit when I'm drunk...until I'm drunk, lol
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:34 am
O, wait...I got the title wrong. I was talking about Forbidden Kingdom, lol. Legend of the Drunk Master, I should check that out sometime. Drunken masters are an interesting paradigm in Martial arts movies...and video games. Personally, I don't think I
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:32 am
And this is just a kick ass scene from another martial artist, Donnie Yen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99i8qqctSY
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:31 am
Or his terrible one with Jackie Chan, Forbidden Kingdom. Chan kicked ass in Legend of The Drunken Master though.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:31 am
Yeah, those tend to be better. He wasn't in Iron Monkey, was he? Anyway...One time,because I have a nephew, I actually had to sit through one of his painfully American films...Hidden Kingdom.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:27 am
I prefer Hero, or his Chinese films.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:27 am
lol I just drank Bud and watched the ball drop on TV...and Jet Li's Fearless for some reason.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:25 am
I'm still drunk and just got back from my New Years party. GO ME
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:24 am
Man, do you guys realize that we're making the first comments of the new decade! For once, insomnia is paying off...big time.
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 3:21 am
Hell yeah, it is. I've been trying for DAYS to get Motifake to accept it for my avatar! I'm hanging onto this one for a while for that reason alone.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:17 am
And now its Baraka produce?
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 3:13 am
No problem, Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 2:52 am
Radio, it's sirius business. lol 5L, but never use Johnny Cage or Scorpion. Cheap. jk Scorpion is the man, "Get over here!"
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 1:14 am
That's okay, Moo. I once hated you for a second, too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 31, 2009, 8:32 am
For a second I hated you Veggie, Then I read closer......5L
Faceplant31 - December 30, 2009, 5:08 pm
Agreed i ROR with this one. 5Golden Sirius dogs
Produceman117 - December 30, 2009, 4:29 pm
Thanx a bunch.
sickartist - December 30, 2009, 4:19 pm
Perfect twist on a tired old joke 5L

BESTIALITY - who leads who on?

TAGS: howard
Rating: 1.4/5

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PixieStickNinja - March 24, 2010, 5:47 pm
I want to give 5L's for Howard the Duck and Lea Thompson appearing on Motifake. But you get 1L for bad writing.


DEFINITION: HOWARD - The Lord's middle name. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name."

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